I will get into many undignified positions to get the shot…seriously…
I will probably forget to take off the lens cap at first…
You will be rocking out to the music of your choice!
You can pose with a bear sword if you want!
I will explain why I have a bear sword in the first place…
I know the good angles!
We will style you to look like you at your best, or play dress-up!
If you don’t like a shot, it gets deleted…I’m here to make you look good!
If I need to entertain you by dancing on a chair, I have and will do that!
Oh…and I might put goldfish crackers on you…or something equally ridiculous 🙂